I am a very famous model

Well, don't say I didn't tell you. The next time you face up to the good people call the police, don't, and I repeat don't, utter the killer line, "I am a very famous model". It will cop you a pair of handcuffs on your wrists.

We can all take a leaf from Nick-i-am-a-very-famous-model-Snider. But seriously, I think it was Snider's usage of silly superlatives which proved to be his undoing. I mean it is one thing to claim one is famous; but VERY famous? C'mon, it's too early in the morning for jokes.

I am a VERY famous model